Choking Hazards

I once knew a family who kept a black board in their kitchen. All their food tasted faintly of chalk. Come to think of it, so did they.

So instead, use a whiteboard to brainstorm new recipes. Everything you make will instead have that nice, dry erase marker flavor. Just like mother used to make.

I know you’re probably getting sick of that background. I can tell by the vomit at your feet. It’s true, that wall has been the star of three of these comics now. We’re gonna find a change of scenery, don’t you worry.

So mop up that vomit by Thursday, alright? I want that carpet so clean I can see my reflection in it.