Give your sandwiches that tasty crunch with some teeth. Doesn’t have to be yours. Most doctors advise against that. Use a generous friend’s. Or a generous enemy’s. Doctors are of mixed opinion about that.
Listen, I know you were just getting used to a life without these horrible visions being branded straight onto your occipital lobe, but I’m back now, and you will get through this, just as you did before. As the saying goes, company loves misery, so tell everyone in your company about this disease that some might call a comic, and maybe, just maybe, you can flood this site with so much traffic that it collapses beneath the bloated corpses of your former friends.
Nothing would upset me more.
I’ll see you next Tuesday, assuming you do not achieve this goal.
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