Ah geez, sorry I’m late, but I’m here now and I brought the com-
No… NOOOOO! WHY GOD, WHY?! HE HAD SO MANY MORE COMICS TO LIVE FOR!
I KNEW I SHOULD HADN’T STOPPED AT THE TACO GRILL! WHY COULDN’T HE HOLD OUT, JUST A FEW HOURS LONGER! YOU WERE ALL HERE, AND YOU LET THIS HAPPEN!
Whew, all that mourning works up an appetite. Oh hey. I knew I got these tacos for a reason.
Well other readers, as a prize for surviving so many hours into this day without a comic, you all get to go home with a human bone. Free of charge. I’m sure it’s how he wanted it. Ah, I can see it in your eyes. You’re all already sizing each other up to see who can take home the left femur. Listen, let’s try to resolve this peacefully, alright? I’m sure there will be enough bones in our future for everyone to share. We’ll see this Monday, alright?
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