I hope you feasted well last week. I know I did. But I do that every week.
I’m sure you’ve read about it in the news.
I gave you all last week off, because I am such a generous being.
I sure am glad to be rid of that car. Conjuring automobile imagery is a pain not unlike giving birth to an actual automobile. I’m sure the female readers understand.
Unfortunately, I have big plans for that car. Ugh. I’ll find a cesarean way to do it, probably.
Thursday, there will be sandwiches! So… many sandwiches.
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