The What

WHAT… WHAT IS THIS?

Choking Hazards is a “comedy” following the lives of two individuals living in the United States town of Coma Valley. One of them died, but thanks to an opportune offer from a scrupulous being, he returns to life, albeit in the company of a terrible demon. His housemate barely pays any heed to this, as he’s busy cooking up new and awful things that are inedible by dining standards and/or illegal by conservationist standards.

Then, terrible things transpire.

WHEN DO THEY TRANSPIRE?

Twice a week, typically on Tuesdays and Thursdays. We do this so that only the strong readers will endure.

WHOM DO I HOLD ACCOUNTABLE FOR THIS?

The entity responsible is a terrible, unliving insect. He sits upon a tiny dread throne, housed deep within the recesses of a human brain. There, he tugs at various nerves and forces the poor shell to do his bidding. He’s hungry 600% of the time. You can read about him in the posts accompanying each comic, or listen to his screaming.

Please, send help, he’s making me write all this, I can’t hold out much