I certainly can understand the feeling of the last panel.

The very fabric of reality here is, unfortunately, flammable. Which is unfortunate, considering the ridiculous temperatures we’ve been receiving.

Thus, I had to take my sweet time reprimanding and eating the local weavers and meteorologists.

Nobody can say that I haven’t done my part to better society. Mostly because their mouths are all melted shut from this obscene heat. Like that one scene in that one movie with Hugo Weaving. Lord of the Rings? No… it was a science fiction film, I believe.

Oh yes, Transformers. That was it.

Anyway, we’ll see how the weather fares this Friday.