That soda has been waiting in there for six months, and this is how his patience is rewarded? If I was that soda, which I sometimes am, I would go on a murderous rampage, which I often do.

Hope you like how things look around here. I plan on mangling things into even MORE shape. Look forward to that. Big plans, my friends, big plans!

We’re gonna go visit a local eatery here in Coma Valley this Friday. Don’t be late!