I beseech your forgiveness for the lateness of today’s comic. The rituals required for the interior of a car is obscene and illegal in so many states. Coincidentally, I had to drive many miles before finding a suitable location.

Today’s comic teaches us to always check the backseat when you’re getting into your car. Otherwise, you’ll find out you’ve unwittingly been a chauffeur for many years, to some horrible unwelcome beast. Sometimes, they claim that you are in fact, their parent.

Go check your car, right now, and clean out whatever horror has taken residence there by Tuesday.