Bald eagles are nature’s most emotionally fragile creatures. It does not help that we refer to them as bald. They weep for numerous, strange reasons. Freedom, for example.

Sorry for the late schedule this week. Being late on Tuesday’s comic made Thursday’s comic a chronological trial as well. I know, this may have made you miss that trial, and now you’re probably going to prison for a long, long time.  At least the meals they give you are probably more punctual than I.

Dry those tears by next Tuesday, my little eagle.