Harpoons are usually the best means by which to subdue a horse. How do I know this?

Trial and error, my friends. Trial and error.

If you’re like me, and I like to think that you are, you know that the best way to keep track of your gardening tools and house guests is to paint them fun, conspicuous colors. Just be sure that you use non-toxic paint. Otherwise, your garden plants might get sick.

Maybe by Tuesday we’ll learn how to properly subdue a boar! Stay tuned!